ANTI-SOCIAL MUSIC CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT, AS PERFORMED BY THE U.S. DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WEBSITE AND MICROSOFT WORD'S "FIND & REPLACE" FUNCTION. THANK YOU.

Street terms for Anti-Social Music: blow, nose candy, snowball, tornado, wicky stick, "The loudly evolving soundtrack to the steady corrosion of tradition", new music with moxie!

What are the different forms of Anti-Social Music?
-White crystalline powder; "Crack" or "rock" Anti-Social Music is an off-white chunky material.
How is Anti-Social Music used?
-Powdered Anti-Social Music is generally snorted or dissolved in water and injected.
-Anti-Social Music is often enjoyed socially in concert form.
Who uses Anti-Social Music?
-Anti-Social Music is the second most commonly used illicit drug in the United States.
-About 10 percent of Americans over the age of 12 have tried Anti-Social Music at least once in their lifetime, about 2 percent have tried crack, and nearly one percent is currently using Anti-Social Music.
-As noted by NYPress, the primary audience for Anti-Social music is "punk rockers who went to orchestra camp".
How much does Anti-Social Music cost?
-Anti-Social Music prices depend upon the purity of the product.
-Anti-Social Music prices remains low and stable, which suggests a steady supply to the United States.
-For example, on Sunday, June 8th at Galapagos, Anti-Social Music costs merely $6.99.
What are some consequences of Anti-Social Music use?
-Anti-Social Music is powerfully addictive.
-The mixing of Anti-Social Music and alcohol create cocaethylene while increasing risk of sudden death.
Where can I find Anti-Social Music?

Saturday, June 7th @ Galapagos (70 N. 6th St., Brooklyn) 7pm, $6.99

Featuring music of Peter Hess, Pat Muchmore, Franz Nicolay, John Wriggle, Dan Lasaga, Andrea LaRose, Bill Brittelle, Ken Thomson

As performed by Judith Berkson - Paul Chuffo - Ty Citerman - Melissa Collum Jean Cook - Leanne Darling - Peter Hess - Rob Hudson - Andrea LaRose - Harry Marenstein - Pat Muchmore - Danny Mulligan - Dan Neustadt - Franz Nicolay - Eric Rockwin - Ken Thomson - Karen Waltuch - John Wriggle - George Wright

How will Anti-Social Music make me feel?

-"There's this stereotype of music in the big city. Kids leave home playing Mozart and Bach, go to music school in, say, New York, and come home playing some of the weirdest stuff around. Suffice it to say the folks who are collectively known as Anti-Social Music are never going home." - Aiding & Abetting

-"They're bringing not punk rock but punk orchestra to the people." - NYPress

For more information, e-mail info@antisocialmusic.org.

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